Hey, Dishmag fans, Hello from Hollywood!

Yes, it's that time of year again. And no, I don't mean Spring when young men and women's hearts turn to flights of fancy and laser hair removal. No, I'm talking 'bout OSCAR TIME!

The free couture gowns, the free Winston jewels and even the FREE CARS!

So what would any Award Winner or for that matter Nominee or Professional Seat Filler sell their soul for (if they haven't already) this season, automotively speaking, that is? What rides would win in the Best Actress/Best Actor/Best Picture categories?

Best Picture: MERCEDES G500

"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!" No other sport Ute has taken LA. By storm like this tank of a 90K$ behemoth. What other 4x4 can count as it's owners Uma Thurman, Jay-Z and Pope John Paul II (the Pope Mobile is based on an armored G500!). With a full name like Gelaendewagen 500, "G500" for short, how can you go wrong?